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It’s not a diet it’s a lifestyle

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If you wanna be lean and svelte like me (5’ 4”, 95~100lbs), just follow my food diary and never waver.

*Note: Sierra Mist or Canada Dry can be consumed at any time.

Fairly certain you’re being sarcastic, but in case you’re not… everybody has a different metabolism. I can eat a whole pizza and not gain a pound, but other people will gain five. Yay for everybody being different, yeah?

Time 11/3/08 @ 12:09am – (3)
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  1. yumwatch reblogged this from lifeasart and added:
    Fuck all y’all! I eat a tortilla and gain three pounds of pure fat. Eat my poop.
  2. lifeasart reblogged this from amwelles and added:
    Jacob, I’ve personally seen you eat things that would make Canadian French Hobos doubletake. (Eg: Marroush).
  3. amwelles reblogged this from jacobmartinez and added:
    Fairly certain you’re being sarcastic, but in case you’re not… everybody has a different metabolism. I
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