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Turtle.

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Every citizen of San Antonio woke up this morning and was like “Man I gotta get me a turtle”. Then they all went to PetSmart, realized we don’t have any, and then asked me where they could find one.

Must be some kind of epidemic… there was a girl in front of me at Petco asking for some kind of turtle as well. Who the hell wants a turtle as a pet? They’re slow and not cuddly at all.

Time 09/13/08 @ 11:59pm – (5)
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  1. jacobmartinez reblogged this from lfar and added:
    Yes. Yes I do live in San Antonio.
  2. lfar reblogged this from jacobmartinez and added:
    Hold on, you live in...didn’t even know? (I just moved so SA 2 weeks ago!)
  3. bobcatshields reblogged this from amwelles and added:
    Tortoises are much better, no flippers.
  4. melanyouth reblogged this from jacobmartinez and added:
    This is so great. .
  5. amwelles reblogged this from jacobmartinez and added:
    Must be some kind...epidemic… there...a girl in front...
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