Every citizen of San Antonio woke up this morning and was like “Man I gotta get me a turtle”. Then they all went to PetSmart, realized we don’t have any, and then asked me where they could find one.
Must be some kind of epidemic… there was a girl in front of me at Petco asking for some kind of turtle as well. Who the hell wants a turtle as a pet? They’re slow and not cuddly at all.
Yes. Yes I do live in San Antonio.
Hold on, you live in...didn’t even know? (I just moved so SA 2 weeks ago!)
Tortoises are much better, no flippers.
This is so great. .
Must be some kind...epidemic… there...a girl in front...