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July 22 2008

Every Design-Related Job Classified Today

nikography:

cfetherston:

We are an agency from a different planet. We do not do anything wrong, our process is impeccable and if you drift slightly below these requirements we will beat you like a red-headed stepchild at your interview.

You must think so far outside the cliché box that you’ve got three DUI’s for failing to walk “the line”.  Possess a working understanding of html, css, flash, java, ajax, php, perl, C++, quark, pagemaker, indesign, cs, cs2, cs3 and be capable of running a Heidelberg Speedmaster four color offset press single-handedly.

Don’t even think about applying if you don’t have an online portfolio. Better yet, put your Mac on ebay and hand in your Chuck Taylors and your box frames. You’re done buddy.

…And lastly please accept this salary that puts you well below the poverty line.

Chris is a bit frustrated today :)

I am feeling this same pain.

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    The truth has been spoken.
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    25 with at least 8 years...experience too. Professional experience; making businesscards...
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    Sounds about right..
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    I am feeling this same pain.
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    bit frustrated today :)
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